Undead and Unwed
Hey, everyone! Welcome back. I see some of us brought shifters again. If they are not housebroken they have to stay outside, seriously. One of them peed on the rug, and another attempted to eat something from the trash and got sick in the tub. Come on guys, I already had to glue her fave lamp back together with Gorilla Glue, then get Oops to clean up all the glue that dripped off, and now I’m looking for dye for the carpet, because, did you know Oops takes the color out of fabric? I didn’t know this. Plus MadHatter put SOMETHING in the toilet. I have no idea what and I am scared to ask what it was, but I tell you finding the blankets in the closet to absorb up the mess was nightmare. They were in plastic bags and everything. I still haven’t found the missing chewing gum yet.
Archives for May 2010
Erin McCarthy – Seven Deadly Sins Series Reading Order
An excerpt from the author’s website:
In the late 18th century, a spoiled, selfish plantation owner struck an unholy bargain with a fallen angel: an eternity of servitude for the gift of immortality. For over two hundred years, Damien du Bourg has held up his end of the bargain,by inspiring lust in everyone around him!
- My Immortal (Seven Deadly Sins, Book 1)
- Fallen (Seven Deadly Sins, Book 2)
- The Taking (Seven Deadly Sins, Book 3)
Melissa De La Cruz – Blue Bloods Series Reading Order
An excerpt from the author’s website:
Within New York City’s most elite families, there lurks a secret society of celebrated Americans whose ancestors sailed on the Mayflower. They are the powerful and the wealthy—and in fact, they are not human. They are the Blue Bloods, an ancient group of vampires.
Schuyler Van Alen has never fit in at Duchesne, her prestigious New York City private school. She prefers baggy, vintage clothes instead of the Prada and pearls worn by her classmates, and she lives with her reclusive grandmother in a dilapidated mansion. Schuyler is a loner—and happy that way.
Lily`s Book Review – Bad Moon Rising by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Bad Moon Rising: A Dark-Hunter Novel (Dark-Hunter World Book 18)
Lily is dancing in her underwear and talking about Fang…
Oh hello, guys. I didn’t expect you back already. Ok. Let me turn off the music, put some pants on and put these jazz fingers away. Let’s try this again, and please don’t tell her about the stain on the center pillow on the sofa. I swear that bottle of blood was empty when I fell asleep.
So anyways, Hello Maryse’s followers. Since she’s out of the house, I am going to talk about books behind her back! Muhahaha . This is a warning of sorts; we don’t review books the same way. Her’s are always pretty and elegant and NEVER anything outrageous. Mine are more rambling and outlandish. You have been warned. Now *queue theatrical voice* PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!
Meet My Blog-Sitter!
Well guys…I’m off again on yet another trip, but this time, I made sure to get a blog babysitter! Believe me, she will keep you entertained and laughing, and she is preparing some book reviews as we speak! And best of all, she loves vampires (and fae, and weres, and greek gods and – well – you get the picture 😉 ) A girl after my own heart!
So here she is, my blog bud, Lily.
Hi ya’ll! Maryse is out of town, she had to go to the Area 25 Sheriff meeting, so she left me in charge of the house. She is my maker, you see. She commanded me to keep this place clean and not have anyone over while she was gone. Well, you guys aren’t anyone, you’re friends! So come on in and have a nice warm bottle of TruBlood. We got got some O positive, it is “positively” my favorite! OK, I know that was cheesy, but I’m new to this whole undead vamp thing and I am not so cool and laid back yet.
I plan on taking over the blog for a few days, I am going to be talking about books behind my makers back, and even maybe hinting at some naughty stuff in them. You have to forgive my prudish maker, she is from the 1600’s after all. She kind of flipped out when she saw my ankles and elbows the first time in public.